poshxspice:

subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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allteensrelate:

R.I.P. Robin Williams, thank you for making us laugh throughout the years.

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xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

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jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

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